Songs in Episode 94: The Gorg Who Would Be King

Performed by: Junior Gorg

I know the Universe is everywhere.
It's full of radishes and things.
It's full of air.

But when I try to understand,
I always wonder in despair.
How wide, how far, how real it is.

And if the Universe is made like me,
It must get lonely in the dark and ask for tea,
And is there anybody here who really knows just how to see,
How wide, how far, how real it is?

The universe is real but no one will reveal,
How wide, how real it is.

Performed by: Wembley and the Fraggles

You can lead your friend to water.
You can go and get a cup.
You can tell him it's as fine as Fizzy Pop!
You can very kindly pour it.
You can tell him, "Slurp it up!"
But you cannot make him drink a single drop.

For you can never, ever, ever,
You can never, never, never,
Be the boss,
Of someone else.

No, you can never, ever, ever,
You can never, never, never,
Be the boss,
Of someone else.

You can ask your friends to help you.
You can beg them pretty please.
You can even say they're stupid if they don't.
You can tell them your opinion.
You can talk and trick and tease.
But you cannot come and force them if they won't.

For you can never, ever, ever,
You can never, never, never,
Be the boss,
Of someone else.

No you can never, ever, ever,
You can never, never, never,
Be the boss.
(Be the boss!)
You gotta be the boss,
Of just yourself.
(Of just yourself)
Of just yourself.

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